Dick Picking

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you

"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."

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quest

what king aurthor and his brave knights (bedivere, galahad, robin, and lancalot)

Bridge keeper : what is ur quest?
knight : i seek the holy grail!

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aquatic puss

When a female sleeps with so many guys that she starts to grow barnacles on the inner walls of her vagina, has a community of crabs living in her pubes, and smells like fish.

When your vagina becomes more like an exhibit at an Aquarian

Dude that chick had an aquatic puss, shit smelled like a dirty ass turtle tank. Now I have to go make sure I didnt catch any barnacles.

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Sethy

A word used to describe something or someone that gives you the creeps due to their strange;unusual behavior and/or looks

Omg did you see Ed all over Karen last night? He is totally Sethy

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three finger brown

Mordecai Peter Centennial "Three Finger" Brown -- World famous baseball player at the dawn of the twentieth century. Known for his elite pitching by a farm machinery accident which left his right hand with a severed iskills, despite being handicapped index finger, and mangled others.

Brian: Man, this is the worst day ever...i missed the bus this morning, failed my math test, and i have to go to prom this weekend....

Hartzog- well you know what they say: ...Three Finger Brown!

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motor boat

to bury ones face in some giant jugs and shake your face back and fourth while blowing out, and making a hubababa sound.

Man look at that rack!
yeah i'd motor boat them jugs all night long!

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gsp

abbreviation for "get some pussy." Can also be used in question form.

Mike: Yeah i went to that party last night.
Ben: sweet, GSP?
Mike: No, turns out they dont even serve drinks at Bingo at the old Folks' Home...

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