Binfinger

A digital condition created from the residue which inevitably remains on your finger after placing it inside a particularly dirty bag.

I copped off with this right filthy trollop last night and she let me have a bit of a rummage through her junk. I wish I hadn't bothered cos she gave me binfinger.

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Potty Slot

A polite word for the arsehole, and potentially the vagina if you have one.

'Good gosh' said the proctologist as he stared into the abyss at goatse.cx. 'I think he's broken his potty slot'.

Cut-rot

Canal rat

Origin: Birmingham and the Black Country. Cut = slang term for canal. Rot= slang mispronunciation of rat.

Yo should have sin the size of them cut-rots I sin when I was down the canal fishin the other mornin.

Did yo see the gob on that bloke? He had taith like a bleeding cut-rot!