Yucaipa

Ahh, Yucaipa... The once calm, quite, redneck little town is now infested with tweakers and dumbass city slickers who like to live in a conservative town and bitch about it while smoking pot and doing meth... while continuing to bitch about the pot and meth. Trust me, all us Yucaipa grown hillbillies in our lifted trucks don't like you yuppie, ghetto, pieces of trash in our lil home town either. Yucaipa is known for its general public consisting of mostly nice, old, slightly racist white people. Although lacking things to do people knowing are piling into this city, building a house on every open field and next to chicken ranches and proceed to complain about the living in a town with nothing to do next to a chicken ranch. The traffic is getting bad too, but all the newcomers don't seem to care that they're ruining our town because they're too busy bitching about it not being another L.A. Also the commuters will run you down, ricers will cut you off and us rednecks will drive like assholes because you started it. Chances are if you're looking for Yucaipa on Urban dictionary you're probably one of those dumb kids coming from a bad area and just pissed cause it's not Comptonish enough for you. Overall a nice town with nothing to do, tucked away by the mountains. Don't move in unless you wanna wear cowboy boots, ride dirtbikes, see cows, and have bonfires and then go to Starbucks.

"909 number calling me, probably some redneck from Yucaipa"

"Who the fuck wants to move to Yucaipa, there's nothing to do"

"Don't fuck with Yucaipa locals, they'll tear up your lawn with their big pickup trucks"

Pro Tip- Stay away from the tweakers

You're offended by confederate flags? Be careful there aren't any safe spaces in Yucaipa

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