Gloid

A fictional gland that resides within the anus of any chosen living creature.

(a) As if you really did? Gloid! (b) This gloid cut me up on the A40 (c) You gloid! (d) Chicken gloid, badger gloid, gloid of a budgie, budgie gloid etc.

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Itchasketch

Pictures and patterns created in the seat of ones underwear from continual, and sometimes painful rectal itching.

Darling, you have an image similar to the 'Study after Velazquez's Portrait of Pope Innocent X' in the gusset of your y fronts.
How did that happen?

Ahhh that, it was a simple, yet furious itchasketch I created during a meeting this afternoon sweetie!