Stoofd

Stoofd, verb, to mess up, big time
to do something terribly or to fail when trying to impress someone. usually said in a drepressed way.

person 1: damn i misspelled depressed in my definition
person 2: you stoofd
person 1: stfu.

person 1:i stoofd this badly

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France

didnt win any war they ever fought in on their own.

Gallic wars, Hundred years war, Italian wars, wars of religion, thirty years war etc. basically France lost/tied/asked for help in every war fought in.

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pwnwage

to earn money by owning the ass off someone.

Dave: hey johnny whats ur saturday job?
Johnny: i play darts for cash
Dave: you are awesome at darts!
Johnny: i know, i gotta pwnwage