Stoofd

Stoofd, verb, to mess up, big time
to do something terribly or to fail when trying to impress someone. usually said in a drepressed way.

person 1: damn i misspelled depressed in my definition
person 2: you stoofd
person 1: stfu.

person 1:i stoofd this badly

France

didnt win any war they ever fought in on their own.

Gallic wars, Hundred years war, Italian wars, wars of religion, thirty years war etc. basically France lost/tied/asked for help in every war fought in.

pwnwage

to earn money by owning the ass off someone.

Dave: hey johnny whats ur saturday job?
Johnny: i play darts for cash
Dave: you are awesome at darts!
Johnny: i know, i gotta pwnwage