Jingle Fuck

The more extreme way of saying the word "Fuck", usually used in more serious situations to show you know you're screwed.

Moe: "Hey Man, did you remember to clean the house before Sally came over?"
Jake: "AH JINGLE FUCK!"

Teacher: "Okay class, turn in your essay's that are worth 40 percent of your grade."
Student: "ahh jingle fuck."

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Highway 69

The way parents tell each other they are horny in front of their kids without their kids knowing.

Dad: "Hey Hun, where's the turn off?"
Mom: "Oh mhmm, on highway 69."
Dad: "mhmmm"

Kids: "HUR HUR MOM SAID 69!"