Saz Lilzer

A ‘Saz Lilzer’ is a woman, typically below 5”2, who cannot retain her bladder, particularly when she shares a bed with others. Normally, they will have a distinct affinity to males called Harry. They are very open and accepting, as they don’t mind if you experience erectile dysfunction. Hobbies include bubble baths, therapy and boys with mullets or red hair.

“Wow i started pulling this girl last night but then she started to piss the bed with me in it.”

“Wow she sounds like a total Saz Lilzer”

Flop

The inability to get it up. Normally insinuated when on a beach or in the presence of a French woman

“Man I flopped last night on the beach with Marie”
“Damn bro that’s like the fourth time that happened this month”