Ford Courier

A Ford Courier is an incapable piece of shit that doesn’t produce enough torque to pull the butt plug out of a 90 year old woman.

Usually purchased but queer or homosexual males that wake up in the morning in a g-string thinking they have a 4 wheel drive but in reality a Getz would out perform it on the tracks.

A key ring turbo would produce more boost than the asthma pump under the bonnet. And the exhaust is so restrictive it sounds like a hybrid.

Usually get bogged in gravel car parks and nearly flex as much as a 4 ton piece of steel.

Did you see the 4 wheel drive Damo bought the other day!!

That’s not a 4wd that’s a Ford Courier!!

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