When you strategically select a urinal with the intention that the next bathroom goer will either have to go right next to you or will take the walk of shame into the stall.
Walk of shame = check mate, gain a point
If the second person selects a urinal next to the original urinal man but cannot phase the original guy, then he doesnât gain a point (assuming he creates a stream). If the second guy is phased and cannot manage a stream, he loses a point.
If you need to do the walk of shame, you lose a point.
âUrinall Inâ - In the event that there are more than 5 urinals and thereâs is a one urinal gap between two guys, one can earn two points for bridging the buffer zone successfully. If you canât manage a stream, you lose two points.
If youâre on the offensive, you have 7 seconds to create a stream or itâs considered a âfailure to manageâ, resulting a loss of a point.
âThe Matthew Wilderâ - If somehow when on the offensive the 2nd player successfully intimidates the first goer enough to break their stream mid-stream. The offensive player is awarded 5 points. The person whose stream breaks loses 5.
Rick: Yo man I totally just had the most bodacious check mate on this kid in a game of urinal chess.
Ralph: shit man, how many points you at now?
Rick: Iâm at 11 on the week. Iâm kind of a pro.
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