when you twist your cock like 100 times and it becomes a sckickle cock.
first guy: hey man why your cock look like that wtf
the guy they were referring to: i twisted my cock like 50 times, pretty cool right?
first guy: wtf bro.....
your cock looks weird man.
guy 1: yeah man i got a sckickle cock now, its were i twisted my cock like 90 times
anyways time to unwind my cock.
Means Big Bri'ish Channel
ma favinnit Bri'ish Chanal on ta telly
Bri'ish Person 1: BRUV BBC IS ONIT!
Bri'ish Person 2: OM MA GOD IMMA FREKING OUTIT
Bri'ish Person 1: *Seziure sounds*
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A name for a micro penis
guy1: BRO IT'S EMINEM
guy2: I heard he had a Lil Peen
guy1: WHAT?
guy2: It mean he's got a micro penis!!
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a pencil cock is when your cock is so thin its just like a pencil.
guy 1: hey so what's with you cock why does it look like a pencil?
guy 2: because i have a pencil cock.
guy 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
A dinosaur that goes by many names. If you come in contact with it be prepared for its name to change when used too often. Similar to a Dictasaurus, but not be confused with a Dictionary. A Thesaurus is a plant-eating dinosaur. Its diet consists of sawdust mixed with water.
A Thesaurus is a plant-eating dinosaur and its favorite meal is sawdust mixed with water.
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when there's only one person pogging.
me: POGGERS!
everyone else: Not poggers man
me: Guess I'm a lone pogger
The correct way to pronounce British
Guy1: Bro Big British Channel is on!
Guy2: Bruv itsa prounoced Bri'ish u contwanka!
Guy1: I don't care you donce!
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