Traffic cop

A traffic cop is when a person leaves a large piece of excrete watse in a public or household toillet . The word was invented to show anger aswell on parking wardens.

I wouldnt go in there sum1 has left a "traffic cop"in the crapper ,give it five it took three goes to flush!

Gay maker

An extremely ugly woman who when she smiles or preforms any act make most men around her gay for a period of time.mainly until they see some decent skirt

I wudnt go in that pub that "gay maker" might come over and try to convert you!