paper smooth

When you shave her legs and there super smooth. They are paper smooth. And like weed when it smokes good. It goes down paper smooth

Wow I just shaved my legs and they are paper smooth and then I smoked a joint that was similiar!!

Octopus Zebra

Why the literal hell are you looking this up? What's wrong with you? Who said this? Anyway it's a sex position, where the female spreads all like out like a zebra. The male then sticks his dick in and goes in and out like a sucking octopus.

Man 1 " I octopus zebra'd the fuck out of your girlfriend."
Man 2 "Congrats when won't even let me!"

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