When you meet someone at the bar that you want to hookup with, but theyâre too sketchy to take home, so you go to the bathroom and use napkins as cushions for your knees so they donât get bruised while youâre giving them sloppy tippy.
Gretchen: âWhereâd you go? Iâve been looking for you.
Hannah: Sorry I was pulling a Dirty Claire with the bouncer.
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