Fitness Made Simple

It's made for real people.

It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's made for real people!!!!
It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's changing people's lives...

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Frogtown

A place where if you step on somebody's shoes, they'll fucking kill you.

If you do that in Frogtown they'll kill you!

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Snarf

Snarf was Lion-O's "nursemaid" on Thundera, and he has a hard time dealing with the fact that Lion-O is no longer in need of his "protection". Although he's somewhat cowardly, Snarf does manage to gather his wits and help when needed.

Snarf, where is my bed pan? i'm going to piss the bed soon

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Baseball Stars

The coolest fucking NES baseball game of all time and the second best NES sports game of all time, behind Tecmo Super Bowl.

Dude, those Lovely Ladies on Baseball Stars are hot. I'd love to see them and the Ghastly Monsters go at it.

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Captain Planet

A treehugging super hero who while the Planeteers weren't looking used aerosol
cans, left the water running while brushing his teeth, and didn't recycle.

After secretly dumping toxic waste into the Great Lakes, Captain Planet got serviced by one of his Planeteers

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Heck

The worst place ever

After stepping in a flaming bag of dog shit, RJ told the perpetrators to go to heck.

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diabetes

The disease that Matt Erjavec suffers from.

In addition to needing shots, Matt Erjavec's diabetes require a hug a day from members of the opposite sex. If he does not get this hug, he dies.

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