war dumping

Weaponizing several people’s shit into a weapon of war. Not to be confused with the lesser assault pooping.

Fuck it. We are war dumping the fuck out of the NRA. It’s only fair at this point. Call for some of Carlos’s spicy burritos. The five pounders. Yeah. Ten dozen.

assault pooping

Weaponizing your excrement into an assault weapon. This not to be confused with war dumping.

Dude, just be assault pooping all over that desk. Yeah, bag it up first. No, it’s not suspicious to roll with a bag of shit.

Humplecuddle

Cuddling, that can lead to humping, or humping that can lead to cuddling.

An Aggressive humplecuddle strategy is necessary in these dark times; we here at Red Lobster think our Cheddar Bay Biscuits are part of this equation.