unterpoon

Someone who will never ever, under any circumstances, get laid. If they attempt to hire a prostitute, they will get slapped by said prostitutes. Is among the lamest people on the planet

Wow that guy is an complete unterpoon, I feel bad for him

16👍 18👎

savage

A cool person, ranks below chiefs, barbarians, and foxxes.

Oh my god, that guy is such a savage

5👍 9👎

Barbarian

One who is cool enough to be a chief, but not quite old enough

Conan is not a barbarian, Sierra Van Winkle is.

4👍 11👎

chief

One who exudes hardcoreness from their very pores; among the coolest people in the world

Ludacris, Darth Vader, Tom Brady, and Chuck Norris are all chiefs

7👍 20👎

Foxx

One who has mad skills with the opposite sex, ranks below chiefs and is on par with barbarians

The ladies love Usher, thus he is a foxx

34👍 20👎

Purple cobra

One who thinks (s)he is cool but in reality is not; ranks above poons and unterpoons

George W. Bush is a purple cobra

17👍 57👎

poon

Someone so lame that they will never get laid in their life, unless they somehow scrape together enough money to hire a ho. Ranks above an unterpoon

Oh my god, look at that guy over there with the triple thick glasses and pants at his belly button. What a poon.

4👍 20👎