Penguin

The only animal that I would concider fucking

Dude, if I were a penguin I would so fuck another penguin

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stb

STB: Sex to butt
You know... when you and your significant other do it in the Back door....

Jess: Nicks going to be my STB hubby
Me: HE'S YOUR SEX TO BUTT HUBBY???!!?!?!?!!?

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minx

1) A girl or young woman who is considered pert, flirtatious, or impudent.

2) a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men

1)
guy: hey
minx: hey baby want to see me do a little dance?

2)
girl: Oh I dropped my napkin let me get it *she bends over in a skirt and no undies* okay I got it, want to come home with me?
Guy: YES MA'AM!

A MINX is a fucking whore

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