Scrippy

Adults talking like children to each other - especially middle-aged suburban dads trying to hold on to a sense of humour. Often characterised by calling each other 'mummy'

"Hello mummy, I've cleaned my booties today", said Dave in scrippy voice

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Last Chicken in the Shop

Used to describe the unsightly dangly assortment of genital objects when a bloke pulls down his pants in a public place. So called because it's always the most mangy looking chicken that is the last one sold in the supermarket

"oh shit, Ben must have had a few beers, he's getting out the last chicken in the shop again"

"yeah mate - but it's more a poussin than a chicken"