furgot

another word for gay furries, can also be used as an alternative for the word faggot in general.

Dude 1: (walks into room) Hey, man, whatcha doing on the inter- OH GAWD
Dude 2: (is viewing furry porn) OH GOD DON'T LOOK

Dude: 1: WOAH DUDE YOU'RE A FURGOT OMG

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shooting tadpoles out your flagpole

v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping

Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF

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Jack Out

Jacking off while hanging out with your bros

Danny: God, why can't I just hang out with my bros and jack out!?
Arin: I love to jack out with my bros!

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