Nikos

Is definitely not a lax bro. If you are named Nikos and are a lax bro, out the jam brotha', out the jam. Wears socks that are too big for his slender but muscular legs. It naturally tan, but the lighting is never on his side when it comes to pictures. Appreciates ALF and Seinfeld, as well as catching up on his soccer games on YouTube (eyeroll). Is a little shy, but in the most charming of ways. Is usually pretty late, (disclaimer) and blushes often but he will not admit it. Nikos' tend to have the best eyes. Likes to walk into bushes, and when they smile they look at the ground. Nikos' can swim (probably) and are "Very fast- kind of like horses." Nikos' are originals and one might even say victors in the human world. If you meet a Nikos don't be shy, go up to him and say the strangest thing possible. In his natural habitat, he is messy but very comfortable. Nikos is wickedly skilled at piano, and a great sibling to boot. Nikos does not care for biology, but is naturally gifted in the art department. Nikos' tend to have small feet and hands but don't worry THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING. Probably. Hopefully. Who knows all Nikos' are different in that department. They aren't some cult (.....) Nikos' enjoy romantic walks in the dumps, and revolving in bed during their free hours. Hey- it's exercise. Bottom line, you should get to know the Nikos' of the world- they're pretty great. Oh and they can write- so look out.

Wow that female dog does not deserve Nikos.

Way to be a total Nikos, "vague and late."

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