yo moma

the most god damn stupid joke ever!

fred:hey man this shit is tight
steve: thats what yo momma said last night ohhhh!
fred:... shut the fuck up steve

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fuckstains

The stains which occur after a period of fucking. Refer to shitstains for addition information.

Holy fuckstains batman!

I'll never get these fuckstains out of my carpet!

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prevenge

the act of taking revenge before the event that made you want revenge

billy was going to kill ed's dad, so ed took out prevenge on the mofo

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mackem

It is a term made up as recently as 30 years. They used to be called geordies like the rest of us in the North east. But we seperated down to the tension over ship building contracts. Now the term Mackem means a person from the wear in Sunderland. The north east noted that they say makem and they takem instead of we make them and they take them, which is unique in Sunderland. So it stuck.
Now they have accepted it, they must not moan, and they must live with it.

So a mackem is a deluded person who lives in a different world, who hates geordie outsiders from Washington, Tyneside and the rest of the north east.
They come from the ship yards.
They have rubbish football team.
They also brag about past victories over Newcastle, it has been a few years since they beat them but they still go on about 2-1.
They also have the three letters that they tattoo on themselves and show people in their clubs around Sunderland.
The letters are FTM. They think it mean F$%% the mags. But it really means Free ticket mackems. As it is well known that they try to get kids with free tickets.

Where do they makem them free tickets bob?

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Cuh

1.Cuzz; short for cousin. Used to refer to a person as your friend/homie. Commonly used among southern gangster/ghetto individuals.

2. Word used by members of gangs Crips, and Folk nation, talking to another member.

1.Yo, what's up, Cuh?
2.Yo, cuh. We need to buss a cap in these slobz.

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clitoris

An organ that when aroused, will cause a female orgasim.

As I ate her out, I went for the clit. We never parted again.

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Qual

Not qualtiy. Used in a sarcastic frame

That party is Qual there are no chicks.

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