over-die

to kill something thats already dead

jimmy over-died after being tossed down a ravine, with lit dynomite.

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Diddo

meaning I DID DO it when asked a question

Did you sign up for the luncheon.

Diddo

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Painting the walls

{Verb} When one abstains from sexual activities for a period of time, then self relives themselves causing a bigger and far more powerful ejaculation that shoots far further then one first calculated. Thus hitting the wall and re painting it white.

I was sharing a room all week, so when I get home I am going to be painting the walls.

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yo moma

the most god damn stupid joke ever!

fred:hey man this shit is tight
steve: thats what yo momma said last night ohhhh!
fred:... shut the fuck up steve

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waiting for Godot

When 2 or more people are trying to leave a place and one person declares the need to leave followed by absolutely no action on any ones part.

I tried to get my friends to go to the store before it closed, but we all just kept waiting for Godot.

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world war II

1) A war which the main character in countless first-person shooter PC/Playstation games is shown single-handedly winning.

2) A war (1937-1945) whose understanding by most Brits AND Americans today is unfortunately largely Eurocentric.

3) A war whose tide the Americans did indeed almost singlehandedly turn in the Pacific at the battles of the Coral Sea and Midway(May/June 1942)

4) A war during which Japan committed very brutal atrocities which resulted in the deaths of over 20 million Asian/Pacific Island civilians, which Japan has yet to publicly acknowledge.

Today "World" War II would better serve to be known as the Second European War, since noone seems to give a rat's ass about the Asia/Pacific Theater.

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skin bridge

see also taint. this is the skin running from a mans balls to his arse!

i need to scratch my skin bridge.

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