Keep-in

After a particularly seismic bout of anal sex a girl may request a keep-in.

She gives a little squeeze to stop you slipping out and once it’s settled in place then you fall asleep inside her.

Girl, over her shoulder - “that mucktail earlier has me horny for weeks. Can we do a keep-in? I want to be woken up by you getting busy with your morning glory. Please babe?”

Keep in

After a particularly seismic bout of anal sex a girl may request a keep-in.

She gives a little squeeze to stop you slipping out and once it’s settled in place then you fall asleep inside her.

Girl, over her shoulder - “that mucktail earlier has me horny for weeks. Can we do a keep in? I want to wake up to you getting busy with your morning glory. Please babe?”

Bubble tea

When you have an insanely hot girl and she turns up one day with chocolate straws and a weird gleam in her eye she probably wants to do bubble tea

This is where you drink tea through a straw from each other’s ass.

Boy - “…that was crazy, when I swallowed something solid at one point I felt my mind pop. That bubble tea just blew my mind!”

Girl- “omg I love you. Can I get a keep-in tonight?”

Mucktail

Any non alcoholic beverage mixed in the anus

Usually a warm up act for anal sex but can be enjoyed independently by freaks and connoisseurs

“How was your weekend?”

“Ace, we had the place to ourselves so we spent Sunday making mucktails”

“Nice. What flavour did you go for?”

“Camembert and flat white. I like to stick to the classics”