gobstopper

when your boyfriends shlong is too big to blow

hey vinnie, thats some gobstopper, its a hand job for you tonite

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lost wallet syndrome

an inexplicable disease suffered by aussies, having "lost their wallets" an unsuspecting person picks up the tab, happens in all venues; pubs, niteclubs, shops bus stops etc

hey mate, you wanna drink? oh shit ive lost my wallet, mines a fosters anyway!

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orgy

100' za bitches and 100'za people with cocks fuckin' the bitches all at the same time in one same fuckin' place

"I went to the orgy last night i got stoned and smashed and smacked up fucked a few hundred lads was completely covered head to toe inside and out full of cum and caught about 17 stds- good night though apart from that skinny stick lad i fucked- mam phon the gum clinic up for me and arrrange an appointment"

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passion

an emotion that is described as feeling strongly for a person, and also describes good meaningful sex!!

'we had mad passionate sex'

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shit stabber

feltcher boy

feltcher boy ees a batty shit stabber.

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bono

an under developed male, usually found in the presence of politicians,starving children and supermodels.
has a compulsion to save the world,
also a verb; to do a "bono"

David Furnish;hey look at all those starving earwigs, we should do a bono
Elton; nah, fuck em

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ding a ling

Musical term used to describe the male member

I want you to play with my ding a ling................Kirsty shemale

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