rockstrap

A type of underwear made specifically for rockers so that their twig n giggle berries don't experience too much bouncing and chafing while they're rocking their fucking asses off.

I forgot my rockstrap and now I'm walking like a gay cowboy.

cockmonger

Derived of the two words cock and monger.

1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.

2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.

3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.

George Bush is a cockmonger.

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