The quality or condition of being afflicted with a terminal inability to read-between-the-lines and only comprehend concepts and situations in a strict non-figurative sense.
She: âHey sexy letâs go knock boots.â
He: âWhat do you mean?â
She: âWhy donâtcha marinate the nether rod in the squish mittenâ¦â
He: "You wanna what?"
She: âWanna âWhamâ your âOingo Boingoâ into my âVelvet Undergroundâ?â
He: âHuh?â
She: âCome take the love luge on the inbound loin lineâ
He: âPardon?â
She: âTiptoe through my two lipsâ¦?â
He: âUmmmâ¦Iâm lostâ
She: âYour literality drives me nuts...grab some imagination and gimmeâ a clunge-plunge already!â
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