explosive diarrhea

The worst thing to happen to you while you're at school when you have severe stomach cramping.

Think of a nuclear bomb stuck up your ass, and then it blasts off, leaving the toilet in ruins, and your ass in pieces, and then the aftermath of people's giggles as you leave the restroom, only to come back a minute later, shit blasting away at such an alarming rate that the sheer force has lifted you a foot off the toilet seat.

Damn, all that funny foreign food has started war with my digestive system and bowels.

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