sexskimo

Someone who manages to look sexy even when they are dressed in ridiculously puffy cold-weather gear, like Eskimo parkas.

Chris must be a sexskimo, he looks really good in that poofy jacket

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i have a fuck in my eye

When someone rubs their eye with their middle finger as a way to covertly flip off someone else.

Sarah: Hey look it's that jerk who called you a slut yesterday!
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye

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