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The fear of there not being a sequel to despacito
Bobby: *plays despacito 1* hey man why arenât you dancing?
Jim: I... I have nopasitophobia
Bobby: oh... itâs okay man, Iâm sure theyâll make a new one
The fear of having your Social media account (specifically facebook) hacked by a non-human
Jim: hey man why donât you use Facebook so much anymore?
Bobby: oh... uhh... I have zucctophobia
A sentient piece of faeces that grows legs and climbs out of the toilet to eventually track down its owner and consume their body. Flongus are usually found to form after the owner has eaten their weight in food in one day (and survived), the flongus is actually just disgusted by the amount of food you eat and believes the world would be better without you. Once the flongus has completed its mission it will peacefully return to the toilet it came from and flush itself
Child: ahhh... 45kg of food in one day, beat that dad
Dad: son, whatever you do do not go to the toilet today or face the wrath of the flongus!
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The name given to someone who unironicaly laughs and refrences memes after they apear on ð meme reviewð
Jim: hey man whatâs up
Bobby: oh hey norm
Jim: what? No itâs me Jim, your best friend...
Bobby: have you seen the latest meme review?
Jim: hell yeah, canât wait to use those new memes
Bobby: oh hey norm
A mix between a snake and a penguin
My entire family was slaughtered by a pack of wild snaguins