Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark

A book used to ruin a kid's childhood.

Little Billy: Last night I read Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark and now I'll never get an erection.

schmoe

Nickname for people who frequent the joblo.com forums.

Schmoe #1: Are you a schmoe?

Schmoe #2: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Shizzle the dizzle dat ain't fo real

Saying it ain't so

Dude! this isn't real! -or- Dude! this ain't real