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sondler

A co-worker who can simultaneously accomplish two tasks with great efficiency; specifically sucking cock and fondling balls in order to elevate status, pay, position or any time some hardcore ass kissing seems appropriate.

Donny has become quite the sondler on his way to the top of the corporate ladder and may even get promoted to shift supervisor.

by Kitikozmos27 March 6, 2017


polititool

A person or victim who willingly submits to an ideological driven government agenda that typically furthers the government's strangle hold on its citizins. Care must be exercised when dealing with these individuals as they have been wound up with partial truths and taught the opposing team, red or blue, is the real enemy. They let the system use them to turn the screws essential to the divide and conquer strategy and are ready to mame, slander, publically humiliate and force their programmed views on anyone in opposition to their dogmatic narrative.

1. Did you see that mob of student polititools ready to put the screws to that professor because he didn't obey their demands?

2. I am relieved the election is finally behind us and still can't comprehend how anyone can get behind a creepy dementia ravaged dude with a hair smelling fetish or that orange guy that hung out on Epstein's island. Polititools will go along with anything that reinforces their view of others as inferior. They are reliable like clockwork; so easy to wind up, use and discard.

by Kitikozmos27 January 31, 2021


Greatbut

Segway in conversation for shit talkers to slip in a remark behind the back of another person, typically a "friend."

Amy is greatbut she smells like a gerbil cage and she is always picking her nose. Disgusting!

by Kitikozmos27 January 31, 2021


Flubber

Similar to a male version of side boob with portion of testicle being displayed opposed to breast. Those vintage running shorts and the occasional kilt are notorius culprits, most prominent when coupled with the need to position one foot on top of a soapbox when addressing others. Although this wardrobe breach is not deliberate most of the time, damages do occur and can be difficult to assess. Most notable of damages include scarring to retinas and lasting feelings of embarrasment for all parties involved with exceptions for exhibitionists and pervs alike.

Did you see that free ballin' guy wearing the kilt at the St. Paddy's party? That dude is a cop and was trying to get women to gaze at the flubber he's packing under that skirt. I am surprised he is still getting away with that after all these years.

by Kitikozmos27 February 11, 2021