Monika

your waifu probably

"Damn, Monika sure is best girl"

3👍 9👎

Loser

the person reading this

"what a complete loser"

3👍 8👎

Take a Break

when Urban Dictionary tells you to stop voting and get a life

"lol stop voting and take a break you dumbass loser lol"

4👍 3👎

opodogloglogla

when you are a girl and get sexually aroused by ass or tits but you are seriously straight af

"now Karen think's I'm triple gay because I had some serious opodogloglogla last night"

1👍 3👎

Christianity

A twisted and controlling "religion", or rather, a cult.

"Come here, little Johnny! Read the Bible! Learn bout Jesus! Learn about Christianity! But don't read the Old Testament. Don't learn about the incest, rape, murder, sexist, and countless other terrible things in the Bible!"

5👍 5👎