crotch punch

Being punched or punching someone in the crotch, rather than kicking. Some people have nifty catch phrases they yell while crotch punching, such as coca cola

"COCA COLA" *punches crotch*
"ow my crotch got crotch punched"

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hiss demon

A peculiar cat, of fluffy origins, usually grey with white footy pajamas, that answers to the names Pecolia, Pepito, Little Monkey, Kittles, etc. This cat tends to be slightly crazy in the night, and may attack your FACE.

1) Dayum, yo! Look at that crazeee hiss demon lookin at me like im a wabamity. R S V P !!?1!
2) Fuck YO couch nigga, look at that hiss demon checkin me OWT

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how to be hardcore

Follow these 10 simple steps kids and you'll be on your way to being HARDCORE

How To Be Hardcore:
1) tight ripped jeans, or slip on shorts
2) slipons or pumas are vital to every hardcore kids feet
3) wear shirts with hearts, knives, guns, blood, band logos, 2x too small
4) wear FUR, cause hxc kids kill animals
5) black or white belt, with spikes, NOTHING ELSE
6) fanny pack, orange with dinosaurs
7) IPOD!! so you can listen to music at shows! 2 KINDS AT ONCE!
8) wear some bling, cause hey rap is hardcore too
9) listen to obnoxious loud screaming music, ESPECIALLY when you can't decipher the words :D
annnnnnd
10) STRAIGHTEDGE is the key to hardcore, no drugs, alcohol, smoking, or fucking..
VERY IMPORTANT

XX TRIPLE X STRAIGHTEDGE KEEP IT REAL YO !

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