Vagvertise

Displaying, talking about or otherwise drawing attention to one's vagina in an attempt to get others to interact with it.

Vagvertise here

bureaucunt

A bureaucrat (or public servant / official, etc) who denies service, delays you, makes things difficult for or generally screws you over solely for their own pleasure / amusement / possible sexual arousal. May also result from bitterness and their being dead inside.

Man: did you get the application form?
Woman: No, he showed it to me but wouldn't hand it over, he said it had to be mailed to me.
Man: But you were right there!
Woman: I know, what a bureaucunt!

refreeze

The failure of conversation to continue after breaking the ice. All parties resume ignoring each other and don't talk.

CAUTION: attempts to re-break the ice are extremely hazardous and should only be attempted by professionals!

I sat next to that hot guy in psych and introduced myself. I got his name but then we had a refreeze.

Government Vacation

1) To be deployed to another country for military service. Usually as a result of forced conscription eg: WW2, Vietnam. More recently it can be due to poverty and/or stupidity eg: Iraq, Afghanistan.

2) To be detained and moved to another country by the Government in order to be tortured. Also known as extraordinary rendition.

Take a Government Vacation and you may never come back.

David Hicks enjoyed a 5 year Government Vacation in Cuba.

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doctorb

a cheap and incompetent doctor. The B is for Bargain

call 1-600-DOCTORB the be is for bargain!

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baked in the cake

When a woman has sexual intercourse with a man, she is being baked in the cake. Used often as a derogatory statement by lesbians or gays to describe this act.

Careful girls don't be late some of us already getting baked in the cake!
-Sarah "Jessica" Parker in the broadway musical Sex and the City

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lecturd

A thoroughly unsatisfactory lecture.

I got out of bed at 1pm for this? What a fucking lecturd!