Bourbon Uncle

The male version of your cool wine aunt. They don’t want any kids but, they want to spoil their nieces and nephews; living out their family child dynamic through them.

I know, by looking at him you wouldn’t think he’s a Bourbon Uncle. Jax looks so good with the kids and they love being around him and Veronica; their Wine Aunt but, neither want kids.

Wet spelunker

Another name for a dick/cock. In particular after having had sex in a wet pussy or ass.

Derived from the concept of exploring a dark cave which is usually very wet as can be seen with a pussy and ass after lube is applied.

The wet spelunker bulging in Davids pants was making it hard for Taylor to concentrate.