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A memeship is a friendship built upon the sharing of memes. It is a glorious friendship indeed, where one gains a deeper understanding of their dear friend through imanges, puns, and sayings that touch their soul.
Me: Imma send you a meme every day. There's a meme for everything!
Kayla: Wow, that's true memeship.
Me: I feel closer to you already.
Kayla: Same, fam.
A man of few words. Someone who is quiet, observant, loyal, and loves fiercely. Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka of the Ouran Host Club is one such man. Extremely good looking and caring, but not prone to conversation. If he shows emotion, you know something is wrong. The strong and silent type is... well, just that. Strong and silent.
Girl 1: Mari-Senpai is sooo cute!! I wonder how I can get him to notice me...
Girl 2: I know! It's hard to figure out what he's thinking.
Girl 1: Yeah, he's a true strong and silent type.
**collective sigh**
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When you are trying to power nap but instead end up over-sleeping and you wake up more tired than you were before. You have a nap hangover. Symptoms include: drowsiness, headaches, yawning, feeling fuzzy, and pressing the snooze button too many times.
Me: bro, I meant to take a 20 min power nap and ended up sleeping for 2 hours instead. My head is hella fuzzy.
Friend: sounds like you have a nap hangover. Better get some coffee to wake you up.
An unrequited crush, similar to unrequited love, is having feelings for someone who does not reciprocate. However, the feelings are not so intense as to be called love just yet, though they may develop so. When you have an unrequited crush, symptoms include simultaneously enjoying being around that person and loathing them. You may dress up or make amusing comments in the hopes of capturing their attention one day, and then spend the next 24 hours convincing yourself you just want to be friends. Other side effects include mood swings, misinterpretation of your crush's body language and speech, and heart palpitations. Depending on the intensity of this crush, you may be able to talk yourself out of your feelings. However, if left untreated an unrequited crush could very well progress into the stages of chronic unrequited love.
Me: I can't stop thinking about Jesse, even though I know he doesn't feel the same about me.
Friend: Sounds like unrequited love, to me.
Me: No, more like an unrequited crush. I may still have a chance of saving my heart.
Friend: Well, you'd better find a way to move on fast if you don't want to drown.
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