Jimbo Polando

He gotta big booty so they call him big booty.

Yankee loving, pineapple pizza hating, IPA drinking, bearded and curly headed life saving human who may or may not have good taste in tunes. 🤷🏻 ♀️

If seen in the wild they may be eating a quesorito, singing karaoke or hanging out with spongebob. Avoid all eye contact, this human is not from here. 🖖🏼

I saw Jimbo Polando down at the Taco Bell, I think he’s been working on his voice.

Nicholas

AKA raspberry.

Saturdays are for the boiiis.

Sundays are for the fambam.

Everyday is for the girls.

If you know niiiicholas, you know his mad dance moves and patty melt with extra onion loving breath. You might know his weird kisses but I bet you didn’t know he saves all the humans. He’s pretty cute too and that booty.

Have you seen Raspberry dance? Oh, you mean Nicholas? Yeah, we just went to whataburger together!