What I'll never be, despite being a dork.
Steven Page from BNL is so adorkable.
A cardboard box containing half a Chicken McNugget and a rubber glove so you can gag yourself.
That fatty ordered an Ally McMeal.
What the window says before it shosw you a popup for goatse.cx or something similarly evil.
I pressed Alt-F4 when the about:blank window popped up.
1. A great comic (Amercian manga) by war veteran Fred Perry about cute girls who go on archaeological expeditions. Was around even BEFORE video game star Lara Croft. Also features arguably the most beautiful catgirl ever, Brittany "Cheetah" Diggers.
2. Also Gina Diggers' (the main character) nickname.
Man that last issue of Gold Digger was really good! I couldn't stop turning the pages, and when I turned the last page, I wished I had more pages to turn!
Anyone who is currently riding the hobby horse with the cute blue guy from PVP.
Anyone who DESIRES to ride the hobby horse with said cute blue guy.
Man that Robbie is such a Skullfucker.
Something retarded comic book fans attempt to do to Kevin Smith at comic conventions.
Don't fsck with The Jedi Master, son!
1. The abbreviation for Streets of Rage, quite possibly the best fighting game series for the Sega Genesis until Street Fighter II: Champion Edition came out. Responsible for hours of enjoyment in my life.
2. How a clownshoe spells "soar".
Man, Blaze from SoR is one fly honey...