Angry Pirate

1. A man eating SHRUB commonly found in YOUR BACK YARD.

2. When you are getting a blow job... and you cum in her eye and kick her in the SHIN

3. COMPLETELY OBLITERATE THE OTHER TEAM

Definitions 1 + 2

-Son: DAD! Look at that ANGRY PIRATE. i think it's coming for you!!!!

-Dad: OH SHIT

Definition 3.

-team 3:Blown'd

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shwift

when you are mowing your lawn and a furry reptile walkks into your hand shouting SHWIFTY FIVE SHWIFTY DIVE SHWIFTY LIVE!.....

you grab this reptile by the facy and quickly dispose of it under your wife's skirt.

i shwift (ED) the friggity FROPPITY last morning.

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