Labour

Better than a Tory, but that's not really saying much is it?

I heard Dave voted Labour. Good on him, at least he's not a xenophobic, ignorant Tory cunt like me

Tory

A person who don't give a fuck about you and will shit on you at any given moment.

A: isn't Joe a Tory?
B: Yeah, I wish the cunt would hurry up and have an aneurysm already.