Sandwich I'd Like to Fuck. No metophore, no second meaning... It's just a ham, cheese, tomatoe and lettuce on wheat sandwich that you would like to smother with your Man Mayo.
Schoolboy 1: Hey did your mom pack your lunch today?
Schoolboy 2: Yeah... Why?
Schoolboy 1: SILF!!! *starts fucking sandwich*
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