bourjack

BORE-jack, BORE-zshak
verb.

When an activity, turn of phrase, or other cultural action is adopted, made pretentious, and taken over by influential members of society, bourgeoisie, or just yuppies and hipsters.

Opera, theater, and symphonies were once places to have fun and dance but were bourjacked.

I used to love a good microbrew, but now it's been bourjacked by snobby hipsters.

Going to a Cubs game was great until all the fair-weather business fans bourjacked the experience.

squanky

Acting in a bitchy, emotional, or weirdly off-putting manner. Usually a temporary incident, not typically used to describe someone's regularly demeanor.

"Sorry for being so squanky the other night, I wasn't in a good mood."

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zoodles

To be crazy and/or nuts.

Your ex-girlfriend left you because you didn't respond to her e-mail right away? She's zoodles.

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yoing

Similar to "yoink". Unlike "yoink", which denotes the sound of taking something off someone's person, "yoing" denotes the sound of simply taking something that has no owner.

<Takes the pie off a windowsill> Yoing!

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Prostisuit

Clothing and/or make-up that a hooker/streetwalker/prostitute might wear.

1) "I wanna' to get laid tonight so I'm gonna wear my prostisuit out to the club."

2) My girlfriend puts on her prostisuit so I can smack her around a little and fuck her like a dirty whore.