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When a person has one eye higher than the other.
"When one 'eyezigher' than the other"
3π 1π
To fall over naked when you have an erection and land on your dick !
"I fell over this morning and did a fuckin' pole vault!"
13π 16π
A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.
EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")
EXAMPLE 2
Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
9π 7π
someone who drinks alcohol all the time.
A proper piss head !
My old man's a proper 'ale can'!.
4π 1π
A miserable person. Someone who never smiles or has fun, usually an old person.
"Here he is, the fuckin' old misery guts!"
12π 2π
Some one who is lazy, won't bend over.
Worker 1 "He's a lazy fucker, he's not done a tap all day"
Worker 2 "He's scared his back will smash the glass back twat"
34π 5π
To be so ugly that you could 'frighten a police horse'.
Man 1 "Look at the top bollacks on that!"
Man 2 "Yeh but av you seen her face, she could 'fritner police 'orse!"
4π 4π