Klemens

The coolest fucking guy ever, he's the best basketball player ever, and is the least socially akward guy to ever set foot on this planet. All the kids wish to be like him someday, he also is an Austrian economist. Michael Jordan in fact said this quote about him, "When I was younger, after school, I would rush to see Klemens play basketball, he inspired me to become who I am today." Basically, Klemens is the coolest, funniest, smartest guy to ever set foot on this planet.

Person 1: Dude, who do you think is the coolest person ever?

Person 2: Definetley Klemens