iPutz

anyone who waits in line anywhere for the latest Apple gadget.

Look at that iPutz waiting in the rain.

iHole

The place very similar to a K-Hole...that an iPhone/Pod user falls into, leaving themselves oblivious to the World around them.

"Hey! Crawl out of your iHole and join us in the real world!"
"Wow! He/She sure is in an iHole!"