Betty Beaver

A succubus who creeps into your bedroom while you're sleeping, has the most firey sex with your unconscious body, bites your dick off and tapes it to the ceiling then leaves.

Did you hear about Phil? He got the Betty beaver.

Poor Phil, he was suck a nice guy.

The Impy

When you drink a bunch, slip in a puddle of Astroglide and spill your quinoa all over your dildos.

I got so impy last night, im still finding quinoa. The impy

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Onsey

The type to use Snapchat filters and simp on internet girls, see friendzone for more examples.

Don't be a onsey, you can never come back from that.

the derp

The derp is is a shy girl who smart and pretty, but also owns a my little pony fuck doll.

Hey, do you know who your new neighbor is? No but I heard she was a derp. The derp? Yea, that one.