ass spatula

Some one who sucks so much that if you were given the choice to shove a spatula up your ass or meet them you would pick the spatula.

Person 1: So Dayton really sucks huh?
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
Person 2: You don't even know. He is ass spatula bad.
Person 1: wow thats bad.