RIT

A. The only place where girls are compared to parking spaces; they are either taken or handicapped.

B. A safe haven for homosexuals, transvestites, and transgenders.

C. A place where zombies, werewolves, knights, mages, and other fantasy elements exist in real life and can openly congregate in very large numbers.

A. Guy1: "Hey, does that look good to you?"

Guy2: "Nope. Looks handicapped."

Guy1: "Darn, then we'll have to go to another lot."

Guy2: "Oh, I was talking about that RIT girl."

B1. Person1: "I hate my dorm room. It's too small."

Person2: "At least at RIT the rooms might be small, but the closets are huge!"

B2. Person1: "That chick is gorgeous! You see her rack?"

Person2: "I think that's a guy."

Person1: "Are you a guy or a girl?"

Chick: <deep voice> "I'm a girl."

Person2: "Damn, looks like we were both wrong. RIT got us again!"

C. Person1: "OMG! I just saw Link run by!"

Person2: "Na, that's just some chick. It's RIT."

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