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An expression that one says when given free food.
Jay: Yo! Some pickle fucker gave us free eats!
When a group of 3 more or more friends sit down together to play a card game. Most commonly used with Pokemon and Magic: The Gathering players.
John: So we gonna do some cubing after work tonight?
Steve: Most likely. Think there's some new booster packs we gotta open first.
A monetary amount that one considers to be low or insignificant
Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.
Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.
Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.
Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.
Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!
When you have to really use the bathroom or take a big shit. Usually after eating a big or greasy meal.
John: Oh, man. That 72oz steak went right through me. I'll be fighting in World War Toilet tonight.
A statement one makes when collecting money won in a wager or bet of any kind. A reference to The Pied Piper of Hamelin.
Godwin: I got 5 bucks you don't make this shot.
Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*
Godwin: Pay the piper son.
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Broken beyond repair; unfixable
Everett: *steps on the only working radio, breaking it*
Larry: Well?
Bill: *gives up* Shot. Leave it to Everett to break the one working radio we got!