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Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison
Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"
Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"
A monetary amount that one considers to be low or insignificant
Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.
Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
Used to describe someone with poor taste in beverages. Often said in a public drinking establishment such as a bar or pub.
Bartender: How we doing gentlemen?
Adam: I'll have a Bud Light.
Hunter: I'll have a Corona.
Casey: I'll have a Diet Coke.
Adam: You are such a pussy drinker.
When you have to piss and shit at the same time
Kid: Mommy, bathroom!
Mom: Number one or number two?
Kid: Number three! It's coming out!
Acronym for "Not in Tournament". Made famous when predicting the outcome of March Madness.
Cory: I got Michigan State going all the way.
Garrett: I didn't see them in the bracket.
Cory: Well they're not in the "bracket". They're in the NIT.
*friends laugh*
Coby: You know that stands for "Not in Tournament" right?
An expression that one says when given free food.
Jay: Yo! Some pickle fucker gave us free eats!
When a group of 3 more or more friends sit down together to play a card game. Most commonly used with Pokemon and Magic: The Gathering players.
John: So we gonna do some cubing after work tonight?
Steve: Most likely. Think there's some new booster packs we gotta open first.