H Baby

A dead baby whose dumbass mother is a heroine addict. Said baby is then used for extremely profitable sales on the black market or as a flotation device.

- "Wow, where'd you get the new Jag you're driving these days?"

- "Oh man, I just started selling H babies. They're flying out of the jars like candy!"

OR

"For a minute, I thought our day on the lake was ruined after a ninja popped all of our rafts. Good thing we brought our H baby for back up."