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a person who is extremely stupid and or shitty.
Synynom: Retarted, dicksucker, bitchtard, ass, mean, adolf hitler, inconsiderate, racist, Bob Ewell, Advystyles
Antynom: Canadian, badass, kind, genius, atticus finch, rockstar
Guitarherostyles is being such a mormon by denying his rape and sexual alligations
The only people who are so friendly, the let their red-neck cyclists ride in their interstates.
Person 1: Bro again cyclists in the interstate?
Person 2: Thats just what floridians do.
The trek domane al5 gen 4 is a super heavy "mountain" bike made from the hands of trek bicycle. Known for its cheap price the frame is made from cheap Chinese plastic that will melt in any heat above 69.420 F. The ride feeling is uncomfortable, the handlebars snap under slight pressure and the "12 speed" shifting sucks. Advertised as a "top of the range MTB" it has nothing mtb, 0mm front travel, 0mm rear travel, and rigid ass wheels so thin a fucking ant can topple the whole thing. Domane AL5 frames are also known to snap in a million pieces after running over a dust mite.
Megan: check it out!! my new domane AL5 gen 4.
Joe: yo fuck that bike, that's cheap Chinese shit
Megan rides *domane instantly melts*
Joe: told you, trek domane al5 gen 4 is cheap garbage, it is retailed in Quagmire and Giggly landfill for just 2 cents!
a guy from GCN who flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt with bikes.
Conor Dunne was flirting with Bella the Trek Madone yesterday. Bella liked him.
Connor Dunne was flirting with Lucy the Canyon Endurance yesterday. Lucy liked him.
Conor Dunne was flirting with Natalie (Zachery) the Allez Sprint Comp earlier today. Natalie disliked him.
Conor Dunne was flirting with Riley the Aethos Comp. Riley too disliked him.
Conor Dunne was flirting with Sophia the Tarmac SL7. Sophia liked him.
Connor Dunne later that same day went to flirt with Emery the Addict eRIDE, Emery loved him.
And that my friends is how Conor Dunne flirted his way to a partner.
Legalized tourture with triangles sharp enough to cut your winer off. It is a thing with triangles that makes you want to rape the triangles themselves. Strongly disapproved from methodist churches due to a function called sine (sin). Anyone who enjoys trig will go to hell according to the bible.
Burris Ewell: So sine of x derivative is cosine of x
Reverend sykes: Burris, shut the fuck up.
Burris Ewell continues to do trigonometry.
Reverend sykes: Fuck you nigga, god will make you damn in hell if you say "sin(x)" one more time.
Burris Ewell: Yeah, so the derivitive of cosine is negative sin...
Reverend sykes: *shoots burris*
Crowd: cheers.
Meanwhile in hell
God: Burris, you deserve to damn in hell here for eternity, for enjoying and idolizing trigonometry.
Burris: but...
God: no buts.
Burris rots in hell...
1.) A GD creator known for unikitty themed levels
2.) A slang term for "road bike".
Me: Whats that bike
Mallori: Its a Trek AntonSen bike
Me: remind me again what is a "Terk AntonSen", wasn't AntonSen a GD Creator?
Mallori: AntonSen in this context means road bike.
Me: oh